The Wolf's Den

A Christmas Story   'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.  He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.  Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!  I've busted my ass for damn near a year,  Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?  The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.  Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.  Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better  Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,  They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny  Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?  And the kids these days--they all are the pits  They want the impossible--Those mean little shits  I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton ...

I started life as a little molecule in my mums womb. I grew and became a child of life. When it was time I got kicked out of that warm place where I got fed all the time and I could sleep all the time if I wanted. It was really bright when I came out into the open and then I saw someone holding me in there hands. Then they looked at me, god! what a sight! I started to scream but they just kept making silly noises at me. Then they washed me and put me in this cage that I couldn't get out of. I get kicked out of some where nice and warm and get put into a bloody cage! Over time more and more people started sticking these ugly mugs in front of my face, I started to get used to the fact that not everybody can be beautiful. This woman started sticking things off her body into my mouth and then this warm stuff started coming out and it was quite tasty. Life carried on for a few years and I got bigger and bolder. I had to do what I was told when I was told to do it, or I got hit or shoute...

Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version

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Well we are supposed to be voting on thursday but who for? It would be a lot better if it was a general election so we can get rid of the unelected prime minister! I didn't vote him in, you didn't vote him in, why is he there? When a prime minister is removed from office they should automatically hold a general election, this will ensure the person in charge is there because at least the majority of us want him there. Personally I believe no matter who goes into power they will still do what they want and not what we want. Give me a politition that wants to help this country and I will vote for him/her. They must want to spend money on the poverty in this country before another. Tidy up our enviroment (litter, sub standard living, save green spaces, knock down and build on derelict industrial/housing areas before using new land)before spending money on other countries that won't do anything for themselves. Leave the european union! Give me a politition that is brave enough ...

Well so far it is going ok! I have queued for ever to get in the natural history museum only to have to come out because there were that many kids in there you couldn't really get to the exhibits. I did get to see a tyrannasaurus rex skeleton though. I then went for a strole, actually it was a long walk as I got lost, but all was not bad! During my lost time I saw baden powell house, most embassy's for every country possible, princess diana's memorial fountain, and I had a snack in a cafe over looking the serpentine. Not bad considering I have no map!

You know I always thought that the costumes of xmas only came out once a year. It seems I was wrong. My son is an avid xmas person. He loves talking about it because he knows he is going to get something good. He likes the snow of winter. He loves the food. But secretly I think he loves the music. We were sat there watching tv the other day and this advert came on. I only heard the first few notes and knew it was a xmas type of song. Before I could even comment on it he had thrown himself across the frontroom floor and screamed xmas at the top of his voice. I don't even know what advert it was for! I was too busy laughing at Lincoln. He had his eyesz glued to the tv screen. Everytime that advert comes on he throws himself forward and has now started thinking about his xmas present and asking what we want for presents. Its only May! To make matters worse Lincoln is 16!