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Been away too long

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Hello honey I'm home :)

2013 so far

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Where the hell has the year gone?? Already May and it seems like only yesterday it was xmas. Managed to do a fair bit so far though. Hammerfest saw us return to Hafan Y Mor for another 3 days of mayhem and boozery. Whilst listening to some good music of course. Only got to see a few bands this time though as, don't tell everyone, but shouty shouty music is not my scene, I prefer music that you can understand what they are singing as well as listen to some great music in the background. I go to Hammerfest for the insane humour and daftness that is my friends. None the less we did manage to see Sodom, Candlemass and a few others. It was more about having an excellent time and we still had awesome music in our chalets. The trip home was just as good as I took a wrong turning and ended up driving through the welsh hills that were totally covered in snow. Shirl was not amused hehe. Next came Australian Pink Floyd, totally awesome. Went with my older brother who I did not thin...

Its been awhile

Its been a few months since I last posted. Not a lot has happened in my life. A few back issues, gym work, normal work etc etc. You know life! Looking forward I see a future that is not much changed from what it has been for the last 15 - 16 years. Life with my beautiful partner, get time with my grown up step kids. Make up for lost time when it comes to music (got a few booked already this year with Download, Hammerfest and Hard Rock Hell). Just basically enjoy life to the full, well within financial means anyway. I see a slimmer me, been going to the gym again since the osteopath sorted out my back and now got a new membership with Virgin Active. I reckon 3 times a week, mostly cardio workouts to bring my weight down. Not one of those that wants to look like Arnie, lol. My ideal weight(not Shirls) is about 14 stone. I reckon if I can get to that then I should look a lot better and feel a lot better. My hill walking is going to be limited this year, Ben Nevis is going to be off the c...

Olympic Qtr final. Team GB v South Korea

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What a night. The amount of people pouring out of cars, buses, trains and walking was unbelievable. All heading for the same place, The Millenium Stadium, to see whether Team GB could do better than England. Inside the stadium the roof was closed due to the poor weather outside and the sounds and sights were absolutely overwhelming. It was so loud, it was like being next to speakers at a rock concert. The stage was set now it was up to 11 players from Great Britain to show us how they play football to win! No one should ever underestimate South Korea, a team that had played well in the last 5 years. A team that wanted to win, would they have more to give than Team GB? The game started well, with some great teamwork, but never really threatening from Team GB. South Korea got the opener with a great shot from outside of the area. This just showed how open the Team GB defence was. More toing and throwing and then Team GB got themselves a penalty. Up steps Ramsey and in goes the goa...

Was I really like that?

It comes to usa all I suppose when we look at young people now and think were we like that when we were young? The answer is simply, most probably! The reckless driving, the wild partying, different women every week. I remember some of the stupid things I did when I was younger( a lot younger), driving the works van into a parked car because I was drunk, rolling a car through a hedge because I was going too fast, crashing a motorbike because I took a corner too fast. Then there was the time the local village had a mass fight with next doors village because someone hit me with a baseball bat! Taking drugs till I overdosed, waking up to a bottle of vodka every morning before work, until I drove my forklift into a 25 gallon drum of poison. Then I grew up. Now wherever I drive I see flowers by the side of the road where someone has died, either through speeding, reckless driving or somebody else driving in the same way. Young kids slumped on the floor down town through binge drinking ...

Santa is quitting!

A Christmas Story   'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.  He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.  Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!  I've busted my ass for damn near a year,  Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?  The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.  Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.  Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better  Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,  They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny  Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?  And the kids these days--they all are the pits  They want the impossible--Those mean little shits  I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton ...

Why

I started life as a little molecule in my mums womb. I grew and became a child of life. When it was time I got kicked out of that warm place where I got fed all the time and I could sleep all the time if I wanted. It was really bright when I came out into the open and then I saw someone holding me in there hands. Then they looked at me, god! what a sight! I started to scream but they just kept making silly noises at me. Then they washed me and put me in this cage that I couldn't get out of. I get kicked out of some where nice and warm and get put into a bloody cage! Over time more and more people started sticking these ugly mugs in front of my face, I started to get used to the fact that not everybody can be beautiful. This woman started sticking things off her body into my mouth and then this warm stuff started coming out and it was quite tasty. Life carried on for a few years and I got bigger and bolder. I had to do what I was told when I was told to do it, or I got hit or shoute...